This one will make you groan!
A chicken runs into a library, goes to the main desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian hands the chicken a book and it tucks it under its wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the book on the desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, bok, boook.’ Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out with it. A few minutes later the chicken is back, and returns the book saying, ‘Boook, book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian gives the chicken a third book, but this time follows it as it runs out. The chicken runs down the street, through a park and down to the river where a frog is sitting on the bank. The chicken holds up the book to the frog, saying, ‘Book, bok, bok, boook’. The frog replies, ‘Read-it, read-it, read-it…’
Book Title Puns:
Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert
Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee
Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
Can you think one up?
March 24, 2017 at 12:34 pm
This is Authors for Indies. Sherwood Park Bookworm has contacted us to confirm that
you will be at their store on April 29. Could I ask you (or someone on
your behalf) to please register in our Author database, which makes life
a lot easier for us?
Please read the first paragraph on that page if you want to know why
we’re asking people to register. Then scroll down the AUTHORS column to
the Sign Up link to register by creating a new account. Once you’ve
registered, we can add you to the bookstore’s listing. If you have any
problems, let me know.
Thank you, Janie Chang
March 24, 2017 at 1:01 pm
Of course I can do that.