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March 24, 2017
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reader problems

This one will make you groan!

A chicken runs into a library, goes to the main desk and says, ‘Book,  bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian hands the chicken a book and it tucks it  under its wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in,  throws the book on the desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, bok, boook.’  Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out with it. A  few minutes later the chicken is back, and returns the book saying,  ‘Boook, book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian gives the chicken a third  book, but this time follows it as it runs out. The chicken runs down the  street, through a park and down to the river where a frog is sitting on  the bank. The chicken holds up the book to the frog, saying, ‘Book,  bok, bok, boook’. The frog replies, ‘Read-it, read-it, read-it…’

Book Title Puns:

Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert

Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee

Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago

Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator

Can you think one up?

 

 

2 Comments

  1. Hello Mandy:

    This is Authors for Indies. Sherwood Park Bookworm has contacted us to confirm that
    you will be at their store on April 29. Could I ask you (or someone on
    your behalf) to please register in our Author database, which makes life
    a lot easier for us?

    https://www.authorsforindies.com/sign

    Please read the first paragraph on that page if you want to know why
    we’re asking people to register. Then scroll down the AUTHORS column to
    the Sign Up link to register by creating a new account. Once you’ve
    registered, we can add you to the bookstore’s listing. If you have any
    problems, let me know.

    Thank you, Janie Chang

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