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Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has a pause at the end of its clause and the other has claws at the end of its paws!

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What do you get when you cross Neil Gaiman with A.A. Milne?

Tigger Warning.

 

How about sharing a literary joke of your own?

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx

This one I love:  One advantage reading books has over TV is you can’t read books and do housework at the same time.
– Melanie White

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
– Doug Larson

Do you have a favorite joke about reading or writing? Care to share?

 

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A readers perspective:

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How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.

How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!

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Tell the joke that tickled your humor.

 

 

 

 

 

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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We know the struggle…

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What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has a pause at the end of its clause and the other has claws at the end of its paws!

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How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? 

Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.

Want to share a literary joke?

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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What could possibly go wrong today? A full moon and Friday 13th. For me it has always been a good day. How about you?

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I thought this literary coffee display was worth sharing today.

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This one will make you groan!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?

A: A choo-choo Twain.