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Readers understand this one:

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Groan to these book titles:

The Insurmountable Problem
by Major Setback

The Artic Ocean
by I.C. Waters

A Load of Old Rubbish
by Stefan Nonsense

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Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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What stage are you at?

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Author humor

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Silly book titles:

Olympic Games by Arthur Letics

Long Walk by Miss D. Buss

The Insurmountable Problem
by Major Setback

Q: What is a flea’s favorite book ?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

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Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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More writing struggles:

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Only readers will understand…

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Silly book titles:

The Broken Window by Eva Brick

French Windows by Pattie O’Dors

A Hole in My Bucket by Lee King

Yes I know they do make you groan! Share a pun or joke with us.

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How many writers can relate?

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And these will make you groan! Book title puns.

Danger! by Luke Out

Surprised! by Omar Gosh

Armed Heists by Robin Banks

Falling Trees by Tim Burr

Can you make one up?

And…

Why are first books afraid of their sequels?
Because they always come after them

What did the farmer say when he found a root vegetable in his reading material?   Oh look that’s a turnip for the books.

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Readers understand this particular joke!

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Sure reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see a bunch of it’s dead friends in your hand.
– Kyle Lippert

author humor

One advantage reading books has over TV is you can’t read books and do housework at the same time.
– Melanie White

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Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


dictionaries

What do you do if pet starts eating your library book?
Take the words right out of their mouth.

What reference book should you use when you forget your shovel?
The dig-tionary.

For the librarians out there:

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Author/writer humor – or is it? Could you cope with an audience?

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Reader humor!

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Book Titles – more to make you groan.

Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin

My Boring Career: A. Driller

Why not add one of your own?

And writers will get this one!

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Book Joke:

Why are first books afraid of their sequels?
Because they always come after them.

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Book Title Puns:  How much did you groan? Can you think some up?

Sea Birds: Al Batross

Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner

Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente

Joke for writers:

Why Did the Run-on Sentence Think It Was Pregnant?

“Its period was late.” Run-on sentences consist of multiple clauses that should be broken up with periods.

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This one will make you groan!

A chicken runs into a library, goes to the main desk and says, ‘Book,  bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian hands the chicken a book and it tucks it  under its wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in,  throws the book on the desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, bok, boook.’  Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out with it. A  few minutes later the chicken is back, and returns the book saying,  ‘Boook, book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian gives the chicken a third  book, but this time follows it as it runs out. The chicken runs down the  street, through a park and down to the river where a frog is sitting on  the bank. The chicken holds up the book to the frog, saying, ‘Book,  bok, bok, boook’. The frog replies, ‘Read-it, read-it, read-it…’

Book Title Puns:

Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert

Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee

Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago

Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator

Can you think one up?

 

 

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has a pause at the end of its clause and the other has claws at the end of its paws!

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What do you get when you cross Neil Gaiman with A.A. Milne?

Tigger Warning.

 

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