How many writers can relate?
And these will make you groan! Book title puns.
Danger! by Luke Out
Surprised! by Omar Gosh
Armed Heists by Robin Banks
Falling Trees by Tim Burr
Can you make one up?
Why are first books afraid of their sequels?
Because they always come after them
What did the farmer say when he found a root vegetable in his reading material? Oh look that’s a turnip for the books.
Do you want to share a joke? Put it in the comments.
This one will make you groan!
A chicken runs into a library, goes to the main desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian hands the chicken a book and it tucks it under its wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the book on the desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, bok, boook.’ Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out with it. A few minutes later the chicken is back, and returns the book saying, ‘Boook, book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian gives the chicken a third book, but this time follows it as it runs out. The chicken runs down the street, through a park and down to the river where a frog is sitting on the bank. The chicken holds up the book to the frog, saying, ‘Book, bok, bok, boook’. The frog replies, ‘Read-it, read-it, read-it…’
Book Title Puns:
Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert
Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee
Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
Can you think one up?