Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book
I was reading a book, “ The History of Glue.” I couldn’t put it down
A book may be compared to your neighbor; if it be good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.
Now share one of you own…
I was reading a book, “ The History of Glue.” I couldn’t put it down.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a comedian and an Edgar Allan Poe story?
A: The Wit and the Pendulum
What do librarians take fishing?
What do planets like to read?
– Comet books.
What’s a favorite literary joke of yours?
Q: What is a flea’s favorite book ?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
Feel free to share your literary, book, reading or author jokes.
#writers will get this one
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested – Sir Francis Bacon
Where is human nature so weak as in a bookstore?
Share your book humor.
So here you can groan…
What building has the most stories?
Q. What reference book should you use when you forget your shovel?
A. The dig-tionary.
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them!
How I need them!
I’ll have a long beard by the time I read them.
– Arnold Lobel
Wise words to live by (well at least read by)
Book Puns – yep they will make you groan!
I once read a book about singularity. It really sucked me in.
I read a book about gravity, it was a heavy subject.
I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through.
Why not share a good ‘reading or writing’ joke below in the comments?
Own up this is you?
Why not share a writing or reading jokes of your own?
For all those perfectly obsessed readers
Watching the movie with a devoted reader..
Sounds like a perfectly reasonable excuse to me!
Do you have a reader joke to share? Put it in the comments.
Readers understand this one:
Groan to these book titles:
The Insurmountable Problem
by Major Setback
The Artic Ocean
by I.C. Waters
A Load of Old Rubbish
by Stefan Nonsense
Share your book humor in the comments.