So here you can groan…
What building has the most stories?
Q. What reference book should you use when you forget your shovel?
A. The dig-tionary.
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them!
How I need them!
I’ll have a long beard by the time I read them.
– Arnold Lobel
Wise words to live by (well at least read by)
Book Puns – yep they will make you groan!
I once read a book about singularity. It really sucked me in.
I read a book about gravity, it was a heavy subject.
I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through.
Why not share a good ‘reading or writing’ joke below in the comments?
Own up this is you?
Why not share a writing or reading jokes of your own?
For all those perfectly obsessed readers
Watching the movie with a devoted reader..
Sounds like a perfectly reasonable excuse to me!
Do you have a reader joke to share? Put it in the comments.
Readers understand this one:
Groan to these book titles:
The Insurmountable Problem
by Major Setback
The Artic Ocean
by I.C. Waters
A Load of Old Rubbish
by Stefan Nonsense
Share your book humor in the comments.
More writing struggles:
Only readers will understand…
Silly book titles:
The Broken Window by Eva Brick
French Windows by Pattie O’Dors
A Hole in My Bucket by Lee King
Yes I know they do make you groan! Share a pun or joke with us.
How many writers can relate?
And these will make you groan! Book title puns.
Danger! by Luke Out
Surprised! by Omar Gosh
Armed Heists by Robin Banks
Falling Trees by Tim Burr
Can you make one up?
Why are first books afraid of their sequels?
Because they always come after them
What did the farmer say when he found a root vegetable in his reading material? Oh look that’s a turnip for the books.
Do you want to share a joke? Put it in the comments.
Readers understand this particular joke!
Sure reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see a bunch of it’s dead friends in your hand.
– Kyle Lippert
One advantage reading books has over TV is you can’t read books and do housework at the same time.
– Melanie White
What do you do if pet starts eating your library book?
Take the words right out of their mouth.
What reference book should you use when you forget your shovel?
For the librarians out there:
Author/writer humor – or is it? Could you cope with an audience?
Share your favorite book, reading or writing jokes.
Book Title Puns: How much did you groan? Can you think some up?
Sea Birds: Al Batross
Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner
Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente
Joke for writers:
Why Did the Run-on Sentence Think It Was Pregnant?
“Its period was late.” Run-on sentences consist of multiple clauses that should be broken up with periods.