May 12, 2017
More writing struggles:
Only readers will understand…
Silly book titles:
The Broken Window by Eva Brick
French Windows by Pattie O’Dors
A Hole in My Bucket by Lee King
Yes I know they do make you groan! Share a pun or joke with us.
April 14, 2017
Easter Friday fun – enjoy your long weekend, relax, read and of course write!
Bad book puns: I can hear you groaning!
| Have you read the book about teleportation? It’s bound to get you somewhere.
I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through. |
March 31, 2017
Book Title Puns: How much did you groan? Can you think some up?
Sea Birds: Al Batross
Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner
Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente
Joke for writers:
Why Did the Run-on Sentence Think It Was Pregnant?
“Its period was late.” Run-on sentences consist of multiple clauses that should be broken up with periods.
March 24, 2017
This one will make you groan!
A chicken runs into a library, goes to the main desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian hands the chicken a book and it tucks it under its wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the book on the desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, bok, boook.’ Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out with it. A few minutes later the chicken is back, and returns the book saying, ‘Boook, book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian gives the chicken a third book, but this time follows it as it runs out. The chicken runs down the street, through a park and down to the river where a frog is sitting on the bank. The chicken holds up the book to the frog, saying, ‘Book, bok, bok, boook’. The frog replies, ‘Read-it, read-it, read-it…’
Book Title Puns:
Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert
Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee
Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
Can you think one up?
March 17, 2017
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has a pause at the end of its clause and the other has claws at the end of its paws!
What do you get when you cross Neil Gaiman with A.A. Milne?
Tigger Warning.
How about sharing a literary joke of your own?
