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Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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This one will make you groan!

A chicken runs into a library, goes to the main desk and says, ‘Book,  bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian hands the chicken a book and it tucks it  under its wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in,  throws the book on the desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, bok, boook.’  Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out with it. A  few minutes later the chicken is back, and returns the book saying,  ‘Boook, book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian gives the chicken a third  book, but this time follows it as it runs out. The chicken runs down the  street, through a park and down to the river where a frog is sitting on  the bank. The chicken holds up the book to the frog, saying, ‘Book,  bok, bok, boook’. The frog replies, ‘Read-it, read-it, read-it…’

Book Title Puns:

Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert

Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee

Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago

Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator

Can you think one up?

 

 

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has a pause at the end of its clause and the other has claws at the end of its paws!

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What do you get when you cross Neil Gaiman with A.A. Milne?

Tigger Warning.

 

How about sharing a literary joke of your own?

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx

This one I love:  One advantage reading books has over TV is you can’t read books and do housework at the same time.
– Melanie White

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
– Doug Larson

Do you have a favorite joke about reading or writing? Care to share?