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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book
I was reading a book, “ The History of Glue.” I couldn’t put it down
A book may be compared to your neighbor; if it be good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.
Now share one of you own…
I was reading a book, “ The History of Glue.” I couldn’t put it down.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a comedian and an Edgar Allan Poe story?
A: The Wit and the Pendulum
What do librarians take fishing?
– Bookworms!
What do planets like to read?
– Comet books.
What’s a favorite literary joke of yours?
Q: What is a flea’s favorite book ?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
Feel free to share your literary, book, reading or author jokes.
#reader #humor
#writers will get this one
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested – Sir Francis Bacon
Where is human nature so weak as in a bookstore?
Share your book humor.
So here you can groan…
What building has the most stories?
The library.
Q. What reference book should you use when you forget your shovel?
A. The dig-tionary.
#book #love
Books to the ceiling,
#book #love
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them!
How I need them!
I’ll have a long beard by the time I read them.
– Arnold Lobel
Wise words to live by (well at least read by)
Book Puns – yep they will make you groan!
I once read a book about singularity. It really sucked me in.
I read a book about gravity, it was a heavy subject.
I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through.
Why not share a good ‘reading or writing’ joke below in the comments?
Own up this is you?
Why not share a writing or reading jokes of your own?
