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Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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What stage are you at?

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Author humor

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Silly book titles:

Olympic Games by Arthur Letics

Long Walk by Miss D. Buss

The Insurmountable Problem
by Major Setback

Q: What is a flea’s favorite book ?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

Join in the fun – share your jokes.

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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Today avoid

More writing struggles:

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Only readers will understand…

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Silly book titles:

The Broken Window by Eva Brick

French Windows by Pattie O’Dors

A Hole in My Bucket by Lee King

Yes I know they do make you groan! Share a pun or joke with us.

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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How many writers can relate?

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And these will make you groan! Book title puns.

Danger! by Luke Out

Surprised! by Omar Gosh

Armed Heists by Robin Banks

Falling Trees by Tim Burr

Can you make one up?

And…

Why are first books afraid of their sequels?
Because they always come after them

What did the farmer say when he found a root vegetable in his reading material?   Oh look that’s a turnip for the books.

Do you want to share a joke? Put it in the comments.

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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Readers understand this particular joke!

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Sure reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see a bunch of it’s dead friends in your hand.
– Kyle Lippert

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One advantage reading books has over TV is you can’t read books and do housework at the same time.
– Melanie White

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Upcoming Writing Events- Add Yours for your Location…


My week has a mixture of events including a meeting with my client regarding my ghost writing project, the Volunteer Fair on Wednesday and Authors for Indies on Saturday.

Monday evening will be spent reviewing the book draft I have been working on for my client. We will utilize our local library for this meeting. It is such a wonderful space for working, reading and meetings.

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Wednesday I will be doing double duty at the Volunteer Fair as secretary of my writers group, Writers Foundation of Strathcona County and as President of the Arts & Culture Council of Strathcona County. I was able to request the tables were side by side so that will help!

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Writers Foundation Strathcona County

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On Saturday I will join other local authors for Indies for Authors at the Sherwood Park Bookworm, a wonderful store full of all genres of books and a book readers dream place. I will be reading from 1-2 pm come down and hear wonderful stories, meet the authors and find your next favorite book.

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What events do you have planned? Care to share?

Other events:

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The Blue Metropolis Festival in Montreal, QC, runs April 24–30 with programming for readers of all ages. http://bluemetropolis.org/

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The Ottawa International Writers Festival takes place April April 27 to May 2, with details still to come. http://www.writersfestival.org/authors/spring-2017

Do you have a local event to share? Put it in the comments.

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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What do you do if pet starts eating your library book?
Take the words right out of their mouth.

What reference book should you use when you forget your shovel?
The dig-tionary.

For the librarians out there:

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Author/writer humor – or is it? Could you cope with an audience?

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Share your favorite book, reading or writing jokes.

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


Easter Friday fun – enjoy your long weekend, relax, read and of course write!

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Bad book puns: I can hear you groaning!

Have you read the book about teleportation? It’s bound to get you somewhere.

I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through.

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Upcoming Writing Events- Add Yours for your Location…


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This week I have several events to attend, firstly my writers foundation Board meeting on Tuesday evening. Our main discussion will the final details for our writers conference later this month on 22nd. It is our eighth conference and we have made this one Canadian themed in celebration of Canada’s 150th birthday!  http://www.wfscsherwoodpark.com/node/3090

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My second meeting of the week is the Arts & Culture Council’s AGM on Wednesday evening. As President I have to chair the meeting and give an annual review. This will be my first AGM as President so wish me luck!

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Finally I will be reading on Saturday at a local coffeehouse, I will probably read from Ockleberries to the Rescue if there are children present otherwise from The Rython Kingdom. Just need to decide on the sections I will read. I also wrote several little stories for this event as we are giving out ‘story eggs’ to the audience.

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Please share your local events in the comments. Whether near or far.

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Audrey’s Books, Jasper Avenue, Edmonton

https://www.facebook.com/events/279415175825554/

Register for our conference if you are in the Edmonton area.

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Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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Reader humor!

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Book Titles – more to make you groan.

Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin

My Boring Career: A. Driller

Why not add one of your own?

And writers will get this one!

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Book Joke:

Why are first books afraid of their sequels?
Because they always come after them.

Why not share a literary, writing or reading joke in the comments?

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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Book Title Puns:  How much did you groan? Can you think some up?

Sea Birds: Al Batross

Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner

Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente

Joke for writers:

Why Did the Run-on Sentence Think It Was Pregnant?

“Its period was late.” Run-on sentences consist of multiple clauses that should be broken up with periods.

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