Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx
This one I love: One advantage reading books has over TV is you can’t read books and do housework at the same time.
– Melanie White
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
– Doug Larson
Do you have a favorite joke about reading or writing? Care to share?