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Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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For all those perfectly obsessed readers

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Watching the movie with a devoted reader..

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#book #love

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Sounds like a perfectly reasonable excuse to me!

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Do you have a reader joke to share? Put it in the comments.

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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Reader humor!

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Book Titles – more to make you groan.

Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin

My Boring Career: A. Driller

Why not add one of your own?

And writers will get this one!

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Book Joke:

Why are first books afraid of their sequels?
Because they always come after them.

Why not share a literary, writing or reading joke in the comments?

Friday Fun for Writers, Authors & Readers…


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Book Title Puns:  How much did you groan? Can you think some up?

Sea Birds: Al Batross

Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner

Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente

Joke for writers:

Why Did the Run-on Sentence Think It Was Pregnant?

“Its period was late.” Run-on sentences consist of multiple clauses that should be broken up with periods.

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This one will make you groan!

A chicken runs into a library, goes to the main desk and says, ‘Book,  bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian hands the chicken a book and it tucks it  under its wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in,  throws the book on the desk and says, ‘Book, bok, bok, bok, boook.’  Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out with it. A  few minutes later the chicken is back, and returns the book saying,  ‘Boook, book, bok, bok, boook.’ The librarian gives the chicken a third  book, but this time follows it as it runs out. The chicken runs down the  street, through a park and down to the river where a frog is sitting on  the bank. The chicken holds up the book to the frog, saying, ‘Book,  bok, bok, boook’. The frog replies, ‘Read-it, read-it, read-it…’

Book Title Puns:

Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert

Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee

Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago

Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator

Can you think one up?

 

 

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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx

This one I love:  One advantage reading books has over TV is you can’t read books and do housework at the same time.
– Melanie White

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
– Doug Larson

Do you have a favorite joke about reading or writing? Care to share?

 

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A readers perspective:

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How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.

How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!

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Tell the joke that tickled your humor.

 

 

 

 

 

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A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks.

“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire. It went up in second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is—”

“Wait, wait. Back up a minute,” The man says. “My agent called?”

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Care to share a joke or two?

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What could possibly go wrong today? A full moon and Friday 13th. For me it has always been a good day. How about you?

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I thought this literary coffee display was worth sharing today.

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This one will make you groan!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?

A: A choo-choo Twain.